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Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eA comfortable tee for everyday wear\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight 180 GSM combed cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDigital front print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eColours and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/t-shirt-size-chart\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e with a garment you already wear before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrinting and care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAllow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFree Australian standard shipping on orders A$89+. See our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faqs\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e for shipping and order information.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48124496674990,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48124496707758,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48124496740526,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48124496773294,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48124496806062,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48124496838830,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48124496871598,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48124496904366,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48124496937134,"sku":"qVCIR3EO0w7Okz|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0506\/9091\/6526\/files\/b7f69cc610e5486497855db2bdd1a335.jpg?v=1781595003"},{"product_id":"dont-be-a-cunt-mens-tank-top-tee","title":"Don't be a cunt - Mens Tank Top Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't Be a Cunt, It's Christmas.\u003c\/strong\u003e Santa's advice gets a summer fit. 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