{"title":"Funny Australian Gift T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eA useful gift with a very specific joke. Find funny T-shirt gifts for mates, dads and partners who appreciate sarcasm, Aussie humour or a little inappropriate language.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMatch the design to the person: dad jokes, drinking humour, work banter or a sweary favourite. Check the size chart against a tee they already own. Unsure? Try a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed help? See our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faqs\"\u003eordering, shipping and care FAQs\u003c\/a\u003e or browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-australian-gift-t-shirts\"\u003efunny T-shirt gift ideas\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"im-too-short-for-this-maple-tee","title":"I'm Too Short For This Shit - AS Colour Women's Maple Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I'm too short for this shit.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Some days, even the top shelf feels personal. 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Printed on an AS Colour Women's Maple Tee with a plain back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eA comfortable women’s tee for everyday wear\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Women’s Maple T-Shirt, style 4001.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen’s regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-weight 180 GSM fabric, 100% combed cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eColours and sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy, in sizes XS to 3XL. Check the women’s size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePrinting and care\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour tee is printed to order. 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