PRODUCT DETAILS
We don’t just make t-shirts — we make statements.
Bold prints. Aussie humour. Zero apologies. If that offends someone, even better.
✅ Printed in Australia — right here, no offshore BS
✅ AS Colour quality tees — trusted fit, great feel
✅ Over 400 five-star reviews from legends like you
✅ Faster turnaround — we're printing quicker than ever
✅ No filter, no apologies — just solid gear that hits different
Quality:
- 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
- Mid weight, 180 GSM
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Regular fit, true to size
Shipping:
Printed and shipped from Australia. Most orders out the door within 5–7 working days.
Returns:
30-day no-bullshit return policy.
Care Instructions:
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
SIZE CHART
Size Chart - Adult Staple Tee
How to measure:
- Lay an existing shirt flat
- For Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other
- For Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.
SHIPPING
Where the f#%k is my order?!
All items are printed to order and shipped from Brisbane, QLD. We typically take 3–7 business days to process, print, pack, and ship your order. Once it’s out the door, you’ll receive tracking info via email.
You can generally expect your order within 7–12 business days of placing it.
| Country | Delivery Estimates |
|---|---|
| Australia | 7–10 business days |
| International | 2–8 weeks |
Shipping Costs
| Location | Cost (AUD) |
|---|---|
| Australia (Standard Post) | $9.00 |
| New Zealand | $12.50 |
| International | $19.00 |
RETURNS
What’s your return & exchange policy?
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order bang-on, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items
If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, just email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty one.
Incorrect sizing
Got the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Change of mind
Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases. Thanks for understanding.