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We don’t just make t-shirts — we make statements.
Bold prints. Aussie humour. Zero apologies. If that offends someone, even better.

🎵 "Broke as a Joke" — this tee is inspired by our song of the same name. Wear the lyrics, live the attitude, crank the track while you do it. Find it on Spotify, iTunes, YouTube and other popular platforms.

✅ Printed in Australia — right here, no offshore BS
✅ AS Colour quality tees — trusted fit, great feel
✅ Over 400 five-star reviews from legends like you
✅ Faster turnaround — we're printing quicker than ever
✅ No filter, no apologies — just solid gear that hits different

Quality:
- 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
- Mid weight, 180 GSM
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Regular fit, true to size

Shipping:
Printed and shipped from Australia. Most orders out the door within 5–7 working days.

Returns:
30-day no-bullshit return policy.

Care Instructions:
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry