Don't Be a Cunt, It's Christmas. Santa has one simple request: don't be a cunt, it's Christmas. Warm vintage lettering and a Santa portrait bring a sweary reminder to the festive season.

For adult Christmas lunches, end-of-year catch-ups and mates who enjoy a rude festive joke. A funny Christmas gift for someone who needs very little encouragement. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.

A comfortable tee for everyday wear

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Midweight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.

Colours and sizing

Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.

Printing and care

Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.

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Don't be a cunt - AS Colour Staple Tee