Don't Be a Cunt, It's Christmas. Santa's advice gets a summer fit. Don't Be a Cunt, It's Christmas combines a vintage Santa portrait with a blunt festive message on a sleeveless tank.

For hot Australian Christmas days, adult barbecues and a Kris Kringle recipient with a sweary sense of humour. Choose it for the person who would rather skip the sleeves. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Barnard Tank.

A cotton tank for warmer days

AS Colour Barnard Tank with a regular fit and sleeveless cut.
Lightweight 150 GSM combed cotton.
Raw armholes, neck ribbing, side seams and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.

Colours and sizing

Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.

Printing and care

Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.

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