“Eat a bag of dicks.” A blunt comeback dressed up in cream italic lettering. This sweary T-shirt does the talking when you would rather skip the conversation.

For the mate with an unapologetic sense of humour and a talent for saying what everyone else is thinking. Wear it on a casual weekend or give it as a birthday gift to someone who appreciates a sharp one-liner. Printed on an AS Colour Staple Tee with a plain back.

A comfortable tee for everyday wear

AS Colour Men’s Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric, 100% combed cotton.
Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.

Colours and sizing

Available in Black (XS to 5XL) and Navy (S to 5XL). Check the size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.

Printing and care

Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Eat a Bag of Dicks - AS Colour Staple Tee