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Comfy as Hell. Sharp as Your Tongue.

Soft feel, tough attitude.
Our Maple Tees are made for women who like their shirts like their humour — bold, comfortable, and slightly inappropriate.

We print on the AS Colour Maple Tee — a relaxed-fit, premium cotton shirt that looks good, feels great, and lasts longer than most relationships.

Why you’ll live in it:

Midweight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton — soft but not see-through
Relaxed fit + crew neck — flattering, not fitted
Pre-shrunk + side-seamed — keeps its shape, wear after wear
AS Colour quality — no flimsy fast fashion here

Perfect with jeans, cutoffs, or absolutely nothing.

Politely offensive. Dangerously comfy. Definitely not sorry.