“I hate everyone. Stupid cunts.” No cryptic message here. This sweary T-shirt puts a bad mood into bold white lettering, with a handwritten punchline underneath.

For the mate who rates their own company above everyone else's, or the partner whose patience has officially clocked off. A funny birthday or Father's Day gift for someone who enjoys blunt humour and is happy to wear it. Best suited to pub catch-ups, weekend barbecues and people who know exactly what they're getting.

A comfortable tee with a sharp sense of humour

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric: 100% combed cotton; Grey Marle contains 15% viscose.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.

Colours and sizing

Available in Black, Navy, Grey Marle, Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red. Black, Navy and Grey Marle come in XS to 5XL; Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red come in XS to 3XL. Check the size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.

Printing and care

Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.

I Hate Everyone - AS Colour Staple Tee