A colourful rooster. A questionable financial trade-off.

“I wish I had money instead of this huge cock.” This funny T-shirt lets a proud rooster deliver the double meaning, with bold cream lettering and teal, orange and red feathers making the punchline hard to miss.

A cheeky birthday gift for a mate, partner or anyone who enjoys a rooster joke with absolutely no subtlety. Wear it to casual catch-ups, weekend barbecues or an adults-only party where the humour will land.

A comfortable tee with a sharp sense of humour

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric: 100% combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.

Colours and sizing

Available in Black, Navy, Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red. Black and Navy come in XS to 5XL; Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red come in XS to 3XL. Check the size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.

Printing and care

Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.

I Wish I Had Money - AS Colour Staple Tee