I'm not always a cunt. Sometimes I'm asleep.

A small concession from someone who knows themselves well. This T-shirt puts the full punchline in cream lettering across the front, ready for anyone who needs their sarcasm spelt out.

A funny gift for the mate with no filter, or your own uniform for pub catch-ups, barbecues and weekends. Best suited to people who appreciate a sweary joke.

Comfortable enough for everyday wear

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric: 100% combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.

Colours and sizing

Available in Black, Navy, Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red. Black and Navy come in XS to 5XL; Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red come in XS to 3XL. Check the size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.

Printing and care

Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.

I'm Not Always a Cunt - AS Colour Staple Tee