“I'm too short for this shit.” Some days, even the top shelf feels personal. This funny women's T-shirt pairs a dachshund with a retro striped sunset and the punchline “Me trying to reach anything ever”.

For the short friend who has heard every height joke, or the sausage-dog lover who can relate. An easy choice for a coffee run, a weekend catch-up or a birthday gift with a cheeky sense of humour. Printed on an AS Colour Women's Maple Tee with a plain back.

A comfortable women’s tee for everyday wear

AS Colour Women’s Maple T-Shirt, style 4001.
Women’s regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric, 100% combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.

Colours and sizing

Available in Black and Navy, in sizes XS to 3XL. Check the women’s size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.

Printing and care

Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.

I'm Too Short For This Shit - AS Colour Women's Maple Tee