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Soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and a regular fit keep it comfortable through a summer Christmas, without the bulk of an ugly Christmas jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black, Red and Kelly Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-weight 180 GSM cotton with a crew neck and short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront graphic print with a plain back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack: XS to 5XL. Red and Kelly Green: XS to 3XL. Check the size guide before ordering, particularly if this is a gift. Availability varies by colour and size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePrinting and delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed in Australia. Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days; delivery time is additional. Order early for Christmas, especially for gifts and party dates. Free shipping Australia-wide on orders A$89 or more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFrom an Australian-owned store rated 4.9\/5 from 500+ customer reviews.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67617273938094,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67617273970862,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67617274003630,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67617274036398,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67617274069166,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67617274101934,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67617274134702,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67617274167470,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67617274200238,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XS","offer_id":67617273479342,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-XS","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":67617273512110,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-S","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":67617273544878,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-M","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":67617273577646,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-L","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":67617273610414,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67617273643182,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-2XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67617273675950,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-KELLY-GREEN-3XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":67617273708718,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-XS","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":67617273741486,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-S","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":67617273774254,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-M","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":67617273807022,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-L","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":67617273839790,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":67617273872558,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-2XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":67617273905326,"sku":"6iAiUb0On5slZC|AS-COLOUR-5001-RED-3XL","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0506\/9091\/6526\/files\/BLACK_7b9791ed-1d25-4b78-b364-b0b72273808f.png?v=1791071357","url":"https:\/\/theinappropriatetshirtco.com.au\/products\/merry-christmas-bitches-christmas-t-shirt","provider":"the inappropriate t-shirt co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}