A Christmas greeting with a bit of attitude.

Merry Christmas Bitches puts the message front and centre in chunky cream lettering, finished with a Santa hat and festive holly. Wear it to the Christmas barbecue, a mates' catch-up or the party where everyone's sense of humour is on the same page.

Looking for a funny Kris Kringle or Secret Santa gift? This cheeky Christmas T-shirt is made for the mate who'd rather wear a swear word than an ugly Christmas jumper. Best saved for a crowd that appreciates the joke.

A proper tee for an Australian Christmas

Printed to order in Australia on the AS Colour Staple 5001. Soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and a regular fit keep it comfortable through a summer Christmas, without the bulk of an ugly Christmas jumper.

Available in Black, Red and Kelly Green
Mid-weight 180 GSM cotton with a crew neck and short sleeves
Side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Front graphic print with a plain back

Choose your size

Black: XS to 5XL. Red and Kelly Green: XS to 3XL. Check the size guide before ordering, particularly if this is a gift. Availability varies by colour and size.

Printing and delivery

Made to order and printed in Australia. Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days; delivery time is additional. Order early for Christmas, especially for gifts and party dates. Free shipping Australia-wide on orders A$89 or more.

Care

Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print.

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