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Soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and a regular fit keep it comfortable through a summer Christmas, without the bulk of an ugly Christmas jumper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black, Red and Kelly Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-weight 180 GSM cotton with a crew neck and short sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront graphic print with a plain back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eChoose your size\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack: XS to 5XL. Red and Kelly Green: XS to 3XL. Check the size guide before ordering, particularly if this is a gift. Availability varies by colour and size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePrinting and delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order and printed in Australia. Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days; delivery time is additional. Order early for Christmas, especially for gifts and party dates. Free shipping Australia-wide on orders A$89 or more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. 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