Santa has checked the list. He's not impressed.

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt pairs a scowling Santa with bold cream lettering and a red Christmas hat. This rude Christmas T-shirt is for adults whose festive humour sits firmly on the naughty list.

A Christmas gift for a mate, partner or sibling who will enjoy the joke. Wear it to a Christmas barbecue, a festive pub catch-up or an adults-only party where everyone knows what they're in for.

A comfortable tee with a sharp sense of humour

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric: 100% combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.

Colours and sizing

Available in Black, Red and Kelly Green. Black comes in XS to 5XL; Red and Kelly Green come in XS to 3XL. Check the size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.

Printing and care

Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.

Santa Thinks You're a Cunt - Original Edition - AS Colour Staple Tee