Simon Says. Simon says: shut the fuck up. The familiar game gets one blunt instruction, with a bold orange punchline on this sleeveless tank.

For beach days, barbecues and adults whose patience has already clocked off. A funny birthday gift for the mate who rarely needs help saying what they think. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Barnard Tank.

A cotton tank for warmer days

AS Colour Barnard Tank with a regular fit and sleeveless cut.
Lightweight 150 GSM combed cotton.
Raw armholes, neck ribbing, side seams and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.

Colours and sizing

Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.

Printing and care

Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.

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