The Early Bird. The early bird can get fucked. A tired-looking bird and an alarm clock deliver a sweary response to advice about getting up early.

For night owls, slow starters and mates who are best approached after coffee. A funny birthday gift for adults who have never enjoyed an early alarm. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.

A comfortable tee for everyday wear

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Midweight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.

Colours and sizing

Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.

Printing and care

Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.

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The early bird - AS Colour Staple Tee