We don’t just make t-shirts — we make statements.
Bold prints. Aussie humour. Zero apologies. If that offends someone, even better.

✅ Printed in Australia — right here, no offshore BS
✅ AS Colour quality tees — trusted fit, great feel
✅ Over 400 five-star reviews from legends like you
✅ Faster turnaround — we're printing quicker than ever
✅ No filter, no apologies — just solid gear that hits different

Quality:
- 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
- Mid weight, 180 GSM
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Regular fit, true to size

Shipping:
Printed and shipped from Australia. Most orders out the door within 5–7 working days.

Returns:
30-day no-bullshit return policy.

Care Instructions:
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry

The wife's in the kitchen - Mens T-Shirt