Thou Art a Cunt. Thou art a cunt: the bard's truth. A Shakespeare portrait and decorative cream lettering dress up a very blunt insult in theatrical language.

For literature lovers with an adult sense of humour and mates who enjoy a dramatic turn of phrase. A sweary birthday gift that gives the classics a rude rewrite. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.

A comfortable tee for everyday wear

AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Midweight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.

Colours and sizing

Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.

Printing and care

Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.

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Thou art a cunt - AS Colour Staple Tee