An Australian Christmas greeting with absolutely no filter.

Merry Christmas Cunts pairs a sulphur-crested cockatoo clutching a Christmas cracker with bottlebrush, festive foliage and bold cream lettering. It's a sweary Aussie Christmas tee for barbecues, mates' parties and the people who know exactly how you mean it.

Buying a Kris Kringle or Secret Santa gift for the mate with the loudest laugh and the loosest vocabulary? This one puts the joke out in the open. Wear it with a crowd that appreciates the language.

A proper tee for an Australian Christmas

Printed to order in Australia on the AS Colour Staple 5001. Soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and a regular fit keep it comfortable through a summer Christmas, without the bulk of an ugly Christmas jumper.

Available in Black, Red and Kelly Green
Mid-weight 180 GSM cotton with a crew neck and short sleeves
Side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Front graphic print with a plain back

Choose your size

Black: XS to 5XL. Red and Kelly Green: XS to 3XL. Check the size guide before ordering, particularly if this is a gift. Availability varies by colour and size.

Printing and delivery

Made to order and printed in Australia. Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days; delivery time is additional. Order early for Christmas, especially for gifts and party dates. Free shipping Australia-wide on orders A$89 or more.

Care

Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print.

From an Australian-owned store rated 4.9/5 from 500+ customer reviews.

Merry Christmas Cunts - AS Colour Staple Tee