An Australian Christmas greeting with absolutely no filter.
Merry Christmas Cunts pairs a sulphur-crested cockatoo clutching a Christmas cracker with bottlebrush, festive foliage and bold cream lettering. It's a sweary Aussie Christmas tee for barbecues, mates' parties and the people who know exactly how you mean it.
Buying a Kris Kringle or Secret Santa gift for the mate with the loudest laugh and the loosest vocabulary? This one puts the joke out in the open. Wear it with a crowd that appreciates the language.
A proper tee for an Australian Christmas
Printed to order in Australia on the AS Colour Staple 5001. Soft, breathable 100% combed cotton and a regular fit keep it comfortable through a summer Christmas, without the bulk of an ugly Christmas jumper.
Available in Black, Red and Kelly Green
Mid-weight 180 GSM cotton with a crew neck and short sleeves
Side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Front graphic print with a plain back
Choose your size
Black: XS to 5XL. Red and Kelly Green: XS to 3XL. Check the size guide before ordering, particularly if this is a gift. Availability varies by colour and size.
Printing and delivery
Made to order and printed in Australia. Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days; delivery time is additional. Order early for Christmas, especially for gifts and party dates. Free shipping Australia-wide on orders A$89 or more.
Care
Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print.
From an Australian-owned store rated 4.9/5 from 500+ customer reviews.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
