★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews | 🇦🇺 Printed in Australia
Not for everyone. If you have made it this far, you already know if this one is yours.
Printed on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee. Made from 180 GSM combed cotton with a regular fit and preshrunk construction. Proper quality that holds up wash after wash.
Perfect for: BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably should not wear it.
🖨️ Made to order and printed in Australia 📦 Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Why us:
Premium AS Colour blanks
Original designs you will not find everywhere else
4.9 stars from more than 500 Australian customers
Printed in Australia
Garment Details
Brand
AS Colour
Style
Staple Tee
Fit
Regular fit
Fabric weight
Mid weight, 180 GSM
Fabric
100% combed cotton
Special fabric note
Marle colours contain 15% viscose
Construction
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems
Finish
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Care: Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over the print.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
Shirt does get looks, wear it before it gets banned
Adrian D.
This t-shirt was for my friend who is a 100% atheist, and woke to boot.
He loves it!
Paul E.
Shirt good, wear nice. Happy buyer
Sue S.
I bought this shirt as a birthday gift for my brother and he absolutely loved it. He didn't have a chance to try it on while I was there but hopefully the size is OK.
Ian & Trudy W.
Happy with purchase. Came as described. Fits well (the size guide is a useful tool). And it seems to be a quality material.
Michael M.
Good quality material, didn't shrink. Whilst inappropriate, it still is done in the best possible taste. A great addition to my collection.
Nick G.
Extremely well fitting t-shirt with a fun design.
Eric R.
Good fit, easy to iron
Paul F.
I wore it to family Xmas lunch and everyone was very impressed by it!
Graham C.
Very good quality material.
Kim N.
Brilliant
Marjorie H.
Looking forward to wearing this to the gym.
greg h.
Saw the shirts on bookface and bought one . Very quick shipping and love the quality aswell as the prints
bill t.
Great high quality T shirt. Recommended to all!!!!!
Already had someone tell me my tee shirt was “ controversial”. I replied “ no,it’s a tee shirt”. So mission accomplished. Thanks.
S P.
it was perfect!!!
dennis o.
one of the funniest I've seen !!!
Simon Joachim S.
I've never had such pleasure wearing a garment that suggests , one needs to believe in one's self rather than some god figure.
Rayna C.
Nice quality t shirt.
Craig L.
I bought the tshirt for my best mate and he loves it. Everything has been a good experience from ecomm use to delivery. I'll shop here again.
Tony P.
Great shirt and I've bought some real shit ones online. Print quality is good and in the right position. T-shirt is put together straight and the fabric is solid with good stitching. I'll definitely by more from these guys.
Garry P.
Good quality, size Good
Leisa R.
My husband wanted it for his birthday and loves it. It’s good quality
Marissa I.
comfortable to wear.
Bruce F.
Went to the Chemist
Chemist: like your shirt
Me: Thank You
Chemist: I was kidding
Me: Perfect response, I am very happy I have annoyed someone that quickly
Job Done
white s.
Arrived really quickly, good quality product. Would recommend to friends.
Anthony B.
The whole process from beginning to end was effortless and perfect.I made a mistake when ordering and they fixed it up straight away without any delay or problem.
Wouldn't hesitate to recommend ordering from these guys.
Stu T.
Great service prompt delivery very happy
Rod T.
Love it,only problem is it’s black and I’m pretty sure I ordered navy blue ?
Simon g.
print was great, sizing was larger than expected but otherwise its a good shirt
Mr. J.
Great quality shirt. Very well printed.
Donna M.
Great shirt
Maria M.
Exactly what I ordered, sizing good, fast delivery.! Thanks
Jordan M.
Thanks guys. Looks great!
Robert M.
Living in Australia's bible belt, it's fun to be challenging belief systems with this T Shirt. There's a possibility that I might get strung up on a lamp post but I can accept that!
Michael K.
Fast delivery and very happy thank you!!!!!
Chris M.
No
Geoff R.
Excellent service, ordered on Sunday received it on Thursday, fantastic
mark g.
Great no worries
PETER P.
It was a terrific experience dealing with you guys. Haven't had a chance to wear it yet but I certainly intend to once it warms up !
Daryl B.
Great shirt , excellent quality and arrived sooner than I thought it would.
All in all a great company to deal with.
Kevin R.
Good quality and exactly as described. Dispatch and delivery was prompt.
David M.
Drinks with friends at Trojans Rugby Club, Terrigal.
Jim W.
great quality great service
Chris m.
Item is quality, fit is good and delivery was quick
David B.
My shirt was one size too small ( my error) and Sean was really helpful in getting the shirt I was after
Sean M.
Great fit and print. Love it!
David C.
Good quality shirt with high detail printing.
Stephen W.
Shirt does get looks, wear it before it gets banned
Adrian D.
This t-shirt was for my friend who is a 100% atheist, and woke to boot.
He loves it!
Paul E.
Shirt good, wear nice. Happy buyer
Sue S.
I bought this shirt as a birthday gift for my brother and he absolutely loved it. He didn't have a chance to try it on while I was there but hopefully the size is OK.
Ian & Trudy W.
Happy with purchase. Came as described. Fits well (the size guide is a useful tool). And it seems to be a quality material.
Michael M.
Good quality material, didn't shrink. Whilst inappropriate, it still is done in the best possible taste. A great addition to my collection.
Nick G.
Extremely well fitting t-shirt with a fun design.
Eric R.
Good fit, easy to iron
Paul F.
I wore it to family Xmas lunch and everyone was very impressed by it!
Graham C.
Very good quality material.
Kim N.
Brilliant
Marjorie H.
Looking forward to wearing this to the gym.
greg h.
Saw the shirts on bookface and bought one . Very quick shipping and love the quality aswell as the prints
bill t.
Great high quality T shirt. Recommended to all!!!!!
Already had someone tell me my tee shirt was “ controversial”. I replied “ no,it’s a tee shirt”. So mission accomplished. Thanks.
S P.
it was perfect!!!
dennis o.
one of the funniest I've seen !!!
Simon Joachim S.
I've never had such pleasure wearing a garment that suggests , one needs to believe in one's self rather than some god figure.
Rayna C.
Nice quality t shirt.
Craig L.
I bought the tshirt for my best mate and he loves it. Everything has been a good experience from ecomm use to delivery. I'll shop here again.
Tony P.
Great shirt and I've bought some real shit ones online. Print quality is good and in the right position. T-shirt is put together straight and the fabric is solid with good stitching. I'll definitely by more from these guys.
Garry P.
Good quality, size Good
Leisa R.
My husband wanted it for his birthday and loves it. It’s good quality
Marissa I.
comfortable to wear.
Bruce F.
Went to the Chemist
Chemist: like your shirt
Me: Thank You
Chemist: I was kidding
Me: Perfect response, I am very happy I have annoyed someone that quickly
Job Done
white s.
Arrived really quickly, good quality product. Would recommend to friends.
Anthony B.
The whole process from beginning to end was effortless and perfect.I made a mistake when ordering and they fixed it up straight away without any delay or problem.
Wouldn't hesitate to recommend ordering from these guys.
Stu T.
Great service prompt delivery very happy
Rod T.
Love it,only problem is it’s black and I’m pretty sure I ordered navy blue ?
Simon g.
print was great, sizing was larger than expected but otherwise its a good shirt
Mr. J.
Great quality shirt. Very well printed.
Donna M.
Great shirt
Maria M.
Exactly what I ordered, sizing good, fast delivery.! Thanks
Jordan M.
Thanks guys. Looks great!
Robert M.
Living in Australia's bible belt, it's fun to be challenging belief systems with this T Shirt. There's a possibility that I might get strung up on a lamp post but I can accept that!
Michael K.
Fast delivery and very happy thank you!!!!!
Chris M.
No
Geoff R.
Excellent service, ordered on Sunday received it on Thursday, fantastic
mark g.
Great no worries
PETER P.
It was a terrific experience dealing with you guys. Haven't had a chance to wear it yet but I certainly intend to once it warms up !
Daryl B.
Great shirt , excellent quality and arrived sooner than I thought it would.
All in all a great company to deal with.
Kevin R.
Good quality and exactly as described. Dispatch and delivery was prompt.
David M.
Drinks with friends at Trojans Rugby Club, Terrigal.
Jim W.
great quality great service
Chris m.
Item is quality, fit is good and delivery was quick
David B.
My shirt was one size too small ( my error) and Sean was really helpful in getting the shirt I was after
