Flat Out. Flat out doing fuck all. White slogan lettering gives this Australian expression a thoroughly unproductive ending.
For weekend experts, reluctant workers and mates who know how to look busy. A funny adult birthday or Father's Day gift for someone with a dry Aussie sense of humour. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.
A comfortable tee for everyday wear
AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Midweight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.
Colours and sizing
Choose from Navy, Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.
Printing and care
Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.
Free Australian standard shipping on orders A$89+. See our FAQ for shipping and order information.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
I HAD to buy more than 1 Shirt from these guys as they’re too funny and I can’t wait to wear them around often in Summer and have them start conversations!!
Not only do they arrive quickly, as soon as you see them you realise that they are a very high quality product and the printing and stitching are PERFECT !!!
VERY happy on this side and I look forward to coming back here for custom gifts when I need them for unique people!!!
Leonie J.
All good just as described
David N.
Fits perfectly and says it all !!!
Paul K.
I HAD to buy more than 1 Shirt from these guys as they’re too funny and I can’t wait to wear them around often in Summer and have them start conversations!!
Not only do they arrive quickly, as soon as you see them you realise that they are a very high quality product and the printing and stitching are PERFECT !!!
VERY happy on this side and I look forward to coming back here for custom gifts when I need them for unique people!!!
TNUC - AS Colour Staple Tee