Not Here to Fuck Spiders. A blunt Australian expression, with a spider that looks equally unimpressed. This Not Here to Fuck Spiders T-shirt pairs bold white lettering with a colourful cartoon graphic.
For the mate who gets straight to the point and likes their Aussie humour unfiltered. Wear it to a weekend barbecue or give it as a funny adult birthday gift. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.
A comfortable tee for everyday wear
AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Midweight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.
Colours and sizing
Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.
Printing and care
Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.
Free Australian standard shipping on orders A$89+. See our FAQ for shipping and order information.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
My dad thinks it is great and he will wear it to church on Sunday xxx
Rhonda O.
Love it
DONELLE W.
Got the stubby holder that goes with me to the pub - needed the shirt to complete the outfit! Exactly what it states! ️️️
Bill K.
Great quality, draws a lot of attention and laughs
Michael A.
Brilliant
Diana G.
Love it
Peter N.
The shirts look great. Yet to wear them as they are for Christmas but the turn around time from order to pick up was awesome.
Audra H.
Bought this as a Chrissie Present for my son, so he hasn't received it yet.
Robyn B.
It is hard to find t-shirts that my fussy husband likes. He loves this - it was one of his fave saying back in the day. Great quality t-shirt and prompt delivery. Thanks
Trent B.
The perfect shirt for a family gathering, the oldies love it
Nicola C.
My dad thinks it is great and he will wear it to church on Sunday xxx
Rhonda O.
Love it
DONELLE W.
Got the stubby holder that goes with me to the pub - needed the shirt to complete the outfit! Exactly what it states! ️️️
Bill K.
Great quality, draws a lot of attention and laughs
Michael A.
Brilliant
Diana G.
Love it
Peter N.
The shirts look great. Yet to wear them as they are for Christmas but the turn around time from order to pick up was awesome.
Audra H.
Bought this as a Chrissie Present for my son, so he hasn't received it yet.
Robyn B.
It is hard to find t-shirts that my fussy husband likes. He loves this - it was one of his fave saying back in the day. Great quality t-shirt and prompt delivery. Thanks
Trent B.
The perfect shirt for a family gathering, the oldies love it
Chances - AS Colour Staple Tee