“Chances I won't use the word fuck in a sentence today.” The pie chart says it all: none, and also none, but in yellow. A sweary T-shirt for anyone whose favourite word gets more use than their indoor voice.
The blue-and-yellow chart turns an everyday vocabulary habit into a joke you can wear. A funny birthday or Father's Day gift for the mate, partner or dad who swears fluently, and a natural fit for weekend barbecues and pub catch-ups.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.
Colours and sizing
Available in Black, Navy, Grey Marle, Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red. Black, Navy and Grey Marle come in XS to 5XL; Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red come in XS to 3XL. Check the size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.
Printing and care
Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
Sent it to my son in Darwin. He absolutely loves it. You guys need to advertise these shirts throughout Northern Australia, especially North Queensland!
Steve T.
Prompt delivery, good quality item. Came with care instructions... nice!
Michael A.
Great tees mate
Stephen W.
have worn this the most, as I do tend to swear a lot as one does in construction
Darrel S.
Great thanx
Sean H.
Good quality quick delivery
Travis G.
Awesome
katrina g.
Sent it to my son in Darwin. He absolutely loves it. You guys need to advertise these shirts throughout Northern Australia, especially North Queensland!
Steve T.
Prompt delivery, good quality item. Came with care instructions... nice!
Michael A.
Great tees mate
Stephen W.
have worn this the most, as I do tend to swear a lot as one does in construction
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