TITSCO store rating: 4.9/5 from 500+ customer reviews Printed in Australia
For the world's most obvious observations. The No Shit Sherlock tee pairs bold cream “No Shit” lettering with a vintage-style detective in a deerstalker hat, pipe and all. The familiar comeback, delivered without saying a word.
A sarcastic everyday tee for the mate who points out the obvious, the resident smartarse or anyone with a dry sense of humour. Wear it to a barbecue, the pub or give it as a birthday gift to someone who will get the joke.
Printed on the AS Colour Staple Tee, with a regular fit and midweight 180 GSM combed cotton. Black, Navy, Red, Bright Royal and Kelly Green give the cream lettering and detailed detective illustration clear contrast.
Made to order and printed in Australia Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days. Delivery time is additional.
Why choose this tee?
A distinctive visual joke: a vintage-style detective and a familiar sarcastic comeback in cream.
Comfortable everyday fabric: 100% combed cotton in a midweight 180 GSM knit.
A familiar AS Colour fit: regular fit with preshrunk construction to minimise shrinkage.
Printed locally: your tee is printed to order in Australia.
Colours and sizes: Black and Navy in XS to 5XL; Red, Bright Royal and Kelly Green in XS to 3XL. Available colour and size combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a tee you already wear before ordering.
Garment details
Brand
AS Colour
Style
Staple T-Shirt, style 5001
Fit
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves
Fabric weight
Midweight, 180 GSM
Fabric
100% combed cotton
Construction
Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems
Finish
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Print
Digital front print
Care: Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Line dry in the shade. Do not iron directly over the print.
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Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
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