The Beatings Will Continue. 'The beatings will continue until morale improves.' A raised red fist and bold white lettering turn a famously terrible management strategy into dark satire.
For adults who appreciate workplace sarcasm and deeply unhelpful motivational slogans. A funny gift for the mate who has sat through one too many morale meetings. Printed to order in Australia on an AS Colour Staple Tee.
A comfortable tee for everyday wear
AS Colour Men's Staple T-Shirt, style 5001.
Regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Midweight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Digital front print.
Colours and sizing
Choose from Black. Listed sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL. Available size and colour combinations are shown in the selectors. Compare the size guide with a garment you already wear before ordering.
Printing and care
Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days before dispatch, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours and line dry in the shade. Do not bleach, tumble dry or iron directly over the print.
Free Australian standard shipping on orders A$89+. See our FAQ for shipping and order information.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
Everyone Calls Me an FB - A...