Staple T-Shirts
The classics. The ones that started it all.
If you're after funny t-shirts that actually hold up — not the flimsy novelty rubbish that falls apart after two washes — you're in the right place. Our Staple Tees are the backbone of the Titsco range. Bold, inappropriate, and unapologetically Australian.
Printed on premium AS Colour Staple Tees in Melbourne. 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, built to wear. These aren't gag gifts. They're the ones people stop you in the street about.
Whether you're shopping for rude t-shirts for yourself, a birthday gift, a Father's Day present, or just because you're sick of wearing boring clothes — this is where you start.
Printed in Melbourne | ⭐ 4.9 from 500+ reviews | 🚚 Free shipping over $69
<div class="dynamic-checkout__content" id="dynamic-checkout-cart" data-shopify="dynamic-checkout-cart"> <shopify-accelerated-checkout-cart wallet-configs="[{"supports_subs":true,"supports_def_opts":false,"name":"shop_pay","wallet_params":{"shopId":50690916526,"merchantName":"the inappropriate t-shirt co.","personalized":true}},{"supports_subs":false,"supports_def_opts":false,"name":"paypal","wallet_params":{"shopId":50690916526,"countryCode":"AU","merchantName":"the inappropriate t-shirt co.","phoneRequired":false,"companyRequired":false,"shippingType":"shipping","shopifyPaymentsEnabled":true,"hasManagedSellingPlanState":null,"requiresBillingAgreement":false,"merchantId":"XKL8DV3V4AQEQ","sdkUrl":"https://www.paypal.com/sdk/js?components=buttons\u0026commit=false\u0026currency=AUD\u0026locale=en_US\u0026client-id=AexZEtAxk09Ncgj6FSWFFyGKbxxAZ_LTyJ2DPdJWl1YUlecinmc5AfIaRF2qYjWlusWahlzz6SVkY5Ci\u0026merchant-id=XKL8DV3V4AQEQ\u0026intent=authorize"}}]" access-token="e57f4f5dff32d7f5f4392b274ce879a6" buyer-country="AU" buyer-locale="en" buyer-currency="AUD" shop-id="50690916526" cart-id="f5ba77aaad8e62f9ba6a202b67715f2c" enabled-flags="["e7e7b97e","98c6d7e1"]" > <div class="wallet-button-wrapper"> <ul class='wallet-cart-grid wallet-cart-grid--skeleton' role="list" data-shopify-buttoncontainer="true"> <li data-testid='grid-cell' class='wallet-cart-button-container'><div class='wallet-cart-button wallet-cart-button__skeleton' role='button' disabled aria-hidden='true'> </div></li><li data-testid='grid-cell' class='wallet-cart-button-container'><div class='wallet-cart-button wallet-cart-button__skeleton' role='button' disabled aria-hidden='true'> </div></li> </ul> </div> </shopify-accelerated-checkout-cart> </div>
