“Eat a bag of dicks.” A blunt comeback dressed up in cream italic lettering. This sweary women’s T-shirt does the talking when you would rather skip the conversation.
For the friend with an unapologetic sense of humour and a talent for saying what everyone else is thinking. Wear it on a casual weekend or give it as a birthday gift to someone who appreciates a sharp one-liner. Printed on an AS Colour Women’s Maple Tee with a plain back.
A comfortable women’s tee for everyday wear
AS Colour Women’s Maple T-Shirt, style 4001.
Women’s regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves.
Mid-weight 180 GSM fabric, 100% combed cotton.
Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Front digital print with a plain back, printed to order in Australia.
Colours and sizing
Available in Black and Navy, in sizes XS to 3XL. Check the women’s size guide against a tee you already wear before choosing your size.
Printing and care
Your tee is printed to order. Allow approximately 3 to 5 business days for printing, plus delivery time. Cold machine wash with similar colours, line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print. Do not bleach or tumble dry.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
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