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A classic Holden and a line that leaves room for interpretation. Everyone Calls Me an FB by Jay Allery pairs a yellow vintage sedan with the words “Everyone calls me an FB”. If you know your old Holdens, you will get the joke.
Made for classic-car fans with a sense of humour, this tee is an easy choice for car meets, weekend drives and the barbecue afterwards. It also makes a useful gift for the Holden enthusiast who already has enough things for the garage.
The AS Colour Staple Tee gives the artwork a comfortable everyday home: a regular fit, midweight 180 GSM fabric and preshrunk construction. Light garment colours keep the dark lettering readable.
Made to order and printed in Australia Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days. Delivery time is additional.
Why choose Everyone Calls Me an FB?
Artwork by Jay Allery: classic Australian car humour from our Jay Allery collection.
Comfortable everyday fabric: 180 GSM combed cotton, with 15% viscose in Grey Marle.
A familiar AS Colour fit: regular fit with preshrunk construction to minimise shrinkage.
Printed locally: your tee is printed to order in Australia.
Colours and sizes: White and Grey Marle in XS to 5XL; Natural and Carolina Blue in XS to 3XL. Check the size guide before ordering, especially if you are buying as a gift.
Garment Details
Brand
AS Colour
Style
Staple Tee
Fit
Regular fit
Fabric weight
Mid weight, 180 GSM
Fabric
100% combed cotton; Grey Marle is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
Construction
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems
Finish
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Care: Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Line dry in shade. Do not iron directly over the print.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.