★★★★★ 4.9 from 500+ reviews | 🇦🇺 Printed in Melbourne | 🚚 Free shipping over $69
Not for everyone. If you've made it this far, you already know if this one's yours.
Printed on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee — 180 GSM combed cotton, regular fit, preshrunk. The kind of quality that actually holds up, not the stuff that shrinks into a crop top after one wash.
Perfect for: BBQs, pub sessions, gifts for people you actually like, and anywhere you probably shouldn't wear it.
🖨️ Made to order — printed in Melbourne within 5-7 business days 📦 Delivered in 2-5 business days after dispatch 🚚 Free shipping on orders over $69 — add another and you're there
Why us:
AS Colour blanks — premium, not cheap
180+ designs you won't find anywhere else
4.9 stars from 500+ Australians with questionable decision making
Printed and shipped from Melbourne
Garment Details
Brand
AS Colour
Style
Staple Tee
Fit
Regular fit
Fabric Weight
Mid weight, 180 GSM
Fabric
100% combed cotton
Special Fabric Note
Marle colours contain 15% viscose
Construction
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems
All items are printed to order and shipped from Melbourne, VIC.
Apparel Please allow 5–7 business days for processing, printing and packing before dispatch. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking details via email.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5–10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Delivery Estimates (Australia)
Apparel
7–12 business days
Canvas Artwork
7–14 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
I am very happy with the quality of the shirt and it was delivered in a very timely way.
Rod J.
All good thanks
Ian & Trudy W.
The process to purchase is fairly simple and comes with a size guide which is helpful. Delivery took a little longer than expected but was not in a hurry for it so it didn't matter. Happy with the purchase and now wearing it regularly!
Philip J.
Pros
- Shirt arrived quickly
- appears to be of decent quality
- it fits
Cons
- I may gain weight and be unable to wear it again
David L.
have had a few smiles wearing this
Robert O.
Terrific t shirt
Max K.
Great fit feels comfortable l even go two sizes down and l thought wow l lost weight Would buy again from this supplier just love my new tshirt !
Graeme M.
Very good quality tee shirt
Shake ‘.
Great quality. Very pleased.
Kevin K.
lovit will be buying moore
Paul G.
As described, fast delivery.
Thankyou.
M. F.
Warped humour: Tick. Good length shirt: Tick. Generously-sized, but not too much so: Tick.
chris y.
Very smartly worded.
Lindsay F.
A lot of people comment on the t-shirt! I tell them I am not judgemental, I just have opinions!
Interesting that you don't do it in ladies' sizes - I had to order a men's size. Perhaps women aren't as judgemental - or just don't like to accept the suggestion...!
The quality of the t-shirt is great - and nice and long, to cover judgemental bottoms!
Gordon M.
Fantastic Shirt
David C.
I gifted a few shirts to friends for birthdays and everyone enjoyed the fit, feel and comments.
John L.
Excellent
Julius H.
Good quality good value good service
Neil W.
,
Adrian C.
Good quality shirt, fits well
Alan N.
Good quality shirt so far as I can tell. This is a clever one.
William H.
Tee shirt excellent quality and fit. Delivered rapidly . Excellent product - really amusing and not offensive.
Patrick M.
I am very happy with the quality of the shirt and it was delivered in a very timely way.
Rod J.
All good thanks
Ian & Trudy W.
The process to purchase is fairly simple and comes with a size guide which is helpful. Delivery took a little longer than expected but was not in a hurry for it so it didn't matter. Happy with the purchase and now wearing it regularly!
Philip J.
Pros
- Shirt arrived quickly
- appears to be of decent quality
- it fits
Cons
- I may gain weight and be unable to wear it again
David L.
have had a few smiles wearing this
Robert O.
Terrific t shirt
Max K.
Great fit feels comfortable l even go two sizes down and l thought wow l lost weight Would buy again from this supplier just love my new tshirt !
Graeme M.
Very good quality tee shirt
Shake ‘.
Great quality. Very pleased.
Kevin K.
lovit will be buying moore
Paul G.
As described, fast delivery.
Thankyou.
M. F.
Warped humour: Tick. Good length shirt: Tick. Generously-sized, but not too much so: Tick.
chris y.
Very smartly worded.
Lindsay F.
A lot of people comment on the t-shirt! I tell them I am not judgemental, I just have opinions!
Interesting that you don't do it in ladies' sizes - I had to order a men's size. Perhaps women aren't as judgemental - or just don't like to accept the suggestion...!
The quality of the t-shirt is great - and nice and long, to cover judgemental bottoms!
Gordon M.
Fantastic Shirt
David C.
I gifted a few shirts to friends for birthdays and everyone enjoyed the fit, feel and comments.
John L.
Excellent
Julius H.
Good quality good value good service
Neil W.
,
Adrian C.
Good quality shirt, fits well
Alan N.
Good quality shirt so far as I can tell. This is a clever one.
William H.
Tee shirt excellent quality and fit. Delivered rapidly . Excellent product - really amusing and not offensive.
