If they have to lean in to read it, they have already proved your point.
The Nosy Little Fucker, Aren't You? T-shirt puts a blunt message in small cream lettering across the chest. Subtle from a distance, less subtle when someone gets close enough to read it.
A funny gift for the mate, dad or partner who enjoys keeping people guessing. Printed on the AS Colour Staple 5001, it is a comfortable everyday tee for BBQs, pub catch-ups and anyone with a habit of minding everyone else's business.
Why you will wear it
Small cream text across the front, with a plain back.
Regular fit and mid-weight 180 GSM combed cotton.
Ribbed crew neck, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems.
Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Garment details
AS Colour Men's Staple Tee, style 5001.
100% combed cotton.
Black, Navy, Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red, chosen to keep the lettering visible.
XS to 5XL in Black and Navy; XS to 3XL in Bright Royal, Kelly Green and Red, subject to available stock.
Printed to order in Australia. Please allow 3-5 business days for production, plus delivery time. Free Australian shipping on orders over $89.
Care: Cold machine wash with similar colours. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Line dry in the shade and do not iron directly over the print.
Apparel Please allow 3 to 5 business days for printing and packing before dispatch. Tracking details will be emailed once your order ships.
Canvas Artwork Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5 to 10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
Product
Dispatch Estimate
Apparel
Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
Canvas Artwork
Usually dispatched within 5 to 10 business days
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel) If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel) Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
