PRODUCT DETAILS
We don’t just make t-shirts — we make statements.
Bold prints. Aussie humour. Zero apologies. If that offends someone, even better.
✅ Printed in Australia — right here, no offshore BS
✅ AS Colour quality tees — trusted fit, great feel
âś… Over 400 five-star reviews from legends like you
✅ Faster turnaround — we're printing quicker than ever
✅ No filter, no apologies — just solid gear that hits different
Quality:
- 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
- Mid weight, 180 GSM
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
- Regular fit, true to size
Shipping:
Printed and shipped from Australia. Most orders out the door within 5–7 working days.
Returns:
30-day no-bullshit return policy.
Care Instructions:
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
SIZE CHART
Size Chart - Adult Staple Tee
How to measure:
- Lay an existing shirt flat
- For Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other
- For Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt
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| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
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Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.
SHIPPING
Shipping Estimates
All items are printed to order and shipped from Melbourne, VIC.
Apparel
Please allow 5–7 business days for processing, printing and packing before dispatch. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking details via email.
Canvas Artwork
Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5–10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
| Product | Delivery Estimates (Australia) |
|---|---|
| Apparel | 7–12 business days |
| Canvas Artwork | 7–14 business days |
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork
Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Apparel
| Location | Cost (AUD) |
|---|---|
| Australia (Standard Post) | $9.00 (Free on orders over $120) |
| New Zealand | $12.50 |
| International | $19.00 |
RETURNS
What’s your return & exchange policy?
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel)
If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel)
Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork
All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind
Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
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