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Hoodies

Warm. Wild. Woke‑resistant.

Our hoodies aren’t here to whisper sweet nothings — they’re here to make a statement (and keep you warm while doing it). Whether you're dodging responsibilities, freezing at footy, or just pissing off your in-laws at Sunday lunch, these hoodies have you covered — literally and figuratively.

But don’t let the attitude fool you — underneath the sarcasm is some seriously good gear.

We only use AS Colour Stencil Hoodies (5102) — mid-heavyweight 350gsm anti-pill fleece made from 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, with a pre-shrunk regular fit that won’t go weird after one wash. They're soft, durable, and ready to handle your nonsense.

With quality you can feel and designs that get you side-eyed at Bunnings, this collection is for the unapologetic, the unfiltered, and the comfortably offensive.

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