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Australia-wide • AS Colour quality • Printed local
Comfy as Hell. Sharp as Your Tongue.
Soft feel, tough attitude.
Our Maple Tees are made for women who like their shirts like their humour — bold, comfortable, and slightly inappropriate.
We print on the AS Colour Maple Tee — a relaxed-fit, premium cotton shirt that looks good, feels great, and lasts longer than most relationships.
Why you’ll live in it:
- Midweight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton — soft but not see-through
- Relaxed fit + crew neck — flattering, not fitted
- Pre-shrunk + side-seamed — keeps its shape, wear after wear
- AS Colour quality — no flimsy fast fashion here
Perfect with jeans, cutoffs, or absolutely nothing.
Politely offensive. Dangerously comfy. Definitely not sorry.
SIZE CHART
Size Chart - Women's Maple Tee
How to measure:
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
| Extra Small | 45.5 | 63.5 |
| Small | 48 | 64.5 |
| Medium | 50.5 | 65.5 |
| Large | 53 | 66.5 |
| XL | 55.5 | 67.5 |
| 2XL | 58 | 68.5 |
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.
SHIPPING
Where is my order?!
All items are printed to order and shipped from Melbourne, VIC. We typically take 5–7 business days to process, print, pack, and ship your order. Once it’s out the door, you’ll receive tracking info via email.
| Country | Delivery Estimates |
|---|---|
| Australia | 7–12 business days |
| International | 2–8 weeks |
Shipping Costs
| Location | Cost (AUD) |
|---|---|
| Australia (Standard Post) | $9.00. (FREE on orders over $120) |
| New Zealand | $12.50 |
| International | $19.00 |
RETURNS
What’s your return & exchange policy?
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order bang-on, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items
If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, just email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty one.
Incorrect sizing
Got the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Change of mind
Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases. Thanks for understanding.