Staple T-Shirts
Our everyday funny T-shirts use the AS Colour Staple tee: a regular fit, crew neck and mid-weight cotton base for graphics with questionable manners.
Find sarcastic slogans, Aussie humour and inappropriate gift ideas. Colour and size options vary by design; check the product selectors and size chart.
Need help? See our ordering, shipping and care FAQs or browse funny T-shirt gift ideas.
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