PRODUCT DETAILS
Funny tote bags Australia. Not for everyone. These bold, cheeky, and unapologetically inappropriate totes are made for people who don’t want boring accessories. Built for everyday use and printed on premium AS Colour bags, they’re made to carry your gear and get a reaction while doing it.
If you're looking for funny tote bags, rude tote bags, or offensive tote bags in Australia, this one delivers. Perfect for everyday errands, markets, beach runs, work gear, or as a gift when subtle isn’t the brief.
Best for: everyday carry, shopping, beach days, books, work essentials, and gifts for mates.
Why buy from us?
- Premium AS Colour accessories — no cheap promo bags
- Bold designs you won’t find in mainstream stores
- Durable construction made for real everyday use
- Fast Australian shipping
Printed on the AS Colour Carrie Tote, a premium canvas tote designed for everyday use with a clean, minimal look. It offers the durability and structure you want in a carry bag while giving your design plenty of space to stand out.
Made from heavy weight 320 GSM 100% cotton canvas, the Carrie Tote has a sturdy feel that holds its shape well while remaining practical for regular use. The heavier canvas gives it a more premium finish than a standard lightweight tote.
Each tote features reinforced shoulder straps and one large main compartment, making it ideal for carrying groceries, books, daily essentials, or beach gear. The generous size gives you plenty of room without feeling oversized.
Bag Details
| Brand | AS Colour |
| Style | Carrie Tote |
| Size | One size |
| Dimensions | 42cm x 42cm |
| Gusset Width | 9.5cm |
| Strap Length | 72cm |
| Fabric Weight | Heavy weight, 320 GSM |
| Fabric | 100% cotton canvas |
| Construction | Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment |
| Best For | Shopping, books, beach gear, daily essentials, gifts |
Care: Cold hand wash or gentle machine wash when needed. Line dry in shade. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly over prints.
SHIPPING
Shipping Estimates
All items are printed to order and shipped from Melbourne, VIC.
Apparel
Please allow 5–7 business days for processing, printing and packing before dispatch. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking details via email.
Canvas Artwork
Large-format canvas pieces are made to order. Please allow 5–10 business days for production before dispatch. Tracking details will be provided once shipped.
| Product | Delivery Estimates (Australia) |
|---|---|
| Apparel | 7–12 business days |
| Canvas Artwork | 7–14 business days |
Shipping Costs
Canvas Artwork
Free Australia-wide shipping on all canvas orders.
Apparel
| Location | Cost (AUD) |
|---|---|
| Australia (Standard Post) | $9.00 (Free on orders over $120) |
| New Zealand | $12.50 |
| International | $19.00 |
RETURNS
What’s your return & exchange policy?
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order right, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items (Apparel)
If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty item.
Incorrect sizing (Apparel)
Ordered the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Limited Edition & Canvas Artwork
All canvas artwork is made to order. Limited editions are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged for change of mind.
If your canvas arrives damaged in transit, contact us within 48 hours with clear photos of the damage and packaging. We will arrange a replacement.
Change of mind
Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases.
REVIEWS

Gerrara here man - Carrie -...