PRODUCT DETAILS
Premium Hoodies That Don’t Pull Punches
Cold days. Hungover mornings. Midnight servo runs.
Whatever you’re facing — our hoodies have your back (and your front).
We print on the AS Colour Stencil Hoodie — heavyweight, fleece-lined, and built like a brick sh*thouse.
This isn’t your average hoodie — it’s designed to cop a beating and still look good.
Why it’s better than your ex’s hoodie:
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Heavyweight 350 GSM cotton blend — warm, thick, and soft AF
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Brushed fleece lining for that always-wear feel
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Pre-shrunk + anti-pill — holds its shape and doesn’t turn to lint
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Double-stitched, lined hood, kangaroo pocket — the good stuff, no corners cut
Whether you're braving winter or just avoiding people, this hoodie’s got you covered.
Unapologetically warm. Unreasonably comfy. Inappropriately funny.
SIZE CHART
Size Chart - Adult Staple Tee
How to measure:
- Lay an existing shirt flat
- For Width: Measure just below the armpit from one side to the other
- For Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
| 4XL | 75 | 87 |
| 5XL | 80 | 89 |
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm allowable tolerance.
SHIPPING
Where is my order?!
All items are printed to order and shipped from Melbourne, VIC. We typically take 5–7 business days to process, print, pack, and ship your order. Once it’s out the door, you’ll receive tracking info via email.
| Country | Delivery Estimates |
|---|---|
| Australia | 7–12 business days |
| International | 2–8 weeks |
Shipping Costs
| Location | Cost (AUD) |
|---|---|
| Australia (Standard Post) | $9.00 |
| New Zealand | $12.50 |
| International | $19.00 |
RETURNS
What’s your return & exchange policy?
Making YOU happy is our top priority. While we aim to get every order bang-on, the odd mishap does happen. If it does — we’ll fix it.
Incorrect or damaged items
If your shirt arrives with the wrong design, colour, size, or any damage, just email us a photo showing the issue. We’ll send a replacement at no cost. No need to return the faulty one.
Incorrect sizing
Got the wrong size? Contact us for the return address. Return it unworn and unwashed, and we’ll ship the correct size once received.
Change of mind
Because we print everything to order, we can’t offer refunds or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases. Thanks for understanding.